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Soviet Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am, #191811
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm, #154643
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm, #154460
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm, #154458
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm, #154457
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm, #154418
HEAD Sh** OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am, #154306
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


ROSES ARE RED - violets are blue in Soviet Russia poem writes you


TAGS: soviet poems
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 9:41 pm, #186841
Yeah, I really like this one.
DLM4 - July 28, 2010, 8:47 pm, #186837
thank you
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 8:12 pm, #186836
nice spin on the soviet russia jokes


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you


TAGS: putin jfk soviet russia grassy knoll
Rating: 4.32/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:26 pm, #223832
put a shirt on! the deer dont wanna see yer old a** either!
matt28 - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm, #172577
Epic! 5 lions
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:24 pm, #170629
No.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Chicken eat YOU!!!


TAGS: soviet russia kfc
Rating: 2.8/5
zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:10 am, #242556
While bacon sounds nice, KGB means Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti which was the Committee for State Security of the USSR. The KGB ended in 1991 and was replaced by the FSB. (Federalnaya Sluzhba Bezopasnosti or Federal Security Service)
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 10:01 pm, #160818
KGB? Kentucky Grilled Bacon?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!


TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

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maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm, #240669
Now Your Thinking.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... -


TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.31/5

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FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm, #226521
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am, #219106
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm, #218123
THEY ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am, #218108

yes they are dammit! :)


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




IN THE USSA - Obama elects you.


TAGS: obama barack ussa ussr soviet russia election elect
Rating: 2.39/5

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forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:04 am, #193110
This is all your fault!! Why are you all awake, when normal Germans sleep?!?!? I don't get this strange world any more...
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am, #193103
forseti.... you showed up about 45 minutes too late. Try to be more punctual, and you won't get caught in a snow storm next time. We could've used you here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:51 am, #193098
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ06cA2e0o Punk rock!!! whooooooo
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:50 am, #193097
Don't panic! They only let us after checking our DNA for the legendary *ruffle* . . . "Nazi-Gene". If we don't have this gene, it's of course forbidden to reproduce!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:43 am, #193094
They let you guys have children now?......the world is constantly changing....
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:42 am, #193093
.o0O(memo to myself: military school will never be an option for my children!)
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:18 am, #193081
You got a stick? I would get something like that on a good day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:12 am, #193079
My father was stern, he beat me with a stick....but he'd never send me to military school. anywho...this is a fun site, don't let a few bad posters skew your opinion of us.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:07 am, #193077
My father was stern. He sent me to a military school. Sode it say 30? d***, must have clicked the wrong year again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:06 am, #193076
Yeah....you're not gonna get this site....20 years?...it says you're 30 on your profile, they start you guys off young....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:01 am, #193075
Maybe you don't. Why don't you spend nearly 20 years in the Russian Army like I did and see how you end up at the end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:59 am, #193074
maybe we could have a cuddle sometime and you could tell me all about it.....seriously man...this site is about Funny....don't sweat the small stuff.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:53 am, #193072
I am very particular about who calls me Comrade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:48 am, #193071
that was weird.......sorry buddy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:47 am, #193070
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am, #193069
Still too close.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am, #193068
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:40 am, #193067
Don't call me "Comrade" unless you were a subordinate of mine in the 2nd Guards Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:33 am, #193065
I've got you there comrade....I'm not American. FYI, we don't do politics here anymore, this poster would never be approved based on today's standards. Just relax and find the posters that do make you laugh....don't focus on the negative.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am, #193064
American "jokes" can be taken differently by people from other nations, and it just so happens that here it's more or less insulting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:29 am, #193062
That was also a joke.....you don't really seem to "get us".......I want my letter jacket back.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:25 am, #193061
Moo do you even know the first thing about the Great patriotic War? Obviously not. If you can not tell who that man in my Icon is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:00 am, #193051
no doubt....I do love the Colonel Klink avatar though.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:57 am, #193048
dude seriously, chill the f*** out
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:50 am, #193043
The person who made this should be sh** for their stupidity.


IN US NAVY -


TAGS: not in soviet russia usn
Rating: 4.4/5

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Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210475
that has never happened.. Hey C, Mr. M likes In Soviet Russia posters, so this was for him.. I'll try another one see if it happens again
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:59 pm, #210474
Never mind, it's not worthy of your talent anyhow ;-)
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 12:57 pm, #210471
I take it that this is yours air? PM mr m.
Airman - January 21, 2011, 12:51 pm, #210468
why would my submission come across as Anonymous? don't you have to be signed in to submit?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Radio Listen To You!




SOVIET GLOBETROTTERS -


TAGS: soviet space bacon
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Derek - August 19, 2010, 10:18 pm, #190026
IIRC these two are Yanks, and this is on board Skylab (huge amount of room)
Airman - August 19, 2010, 1:51 pm, #189989
lol.. is that Meadowlark Dstyenivich?


SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: cheezy soviet russia but it had to be done assassinate president
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:58 am, #208761
and then you apologize to him !
Talis Briedis - December 31, 2010, 2:46 am, #208728
And in the US only vice-president's hunt you down....
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 8:17 pm, #194273
thanks
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:53 am, #194230
Close to #97861 but one of the few funny "soviet russia" jokes.


MID-AIR REFUELING -


TAGS: not soviet russia
Rating: 3.94/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am, #232053
I wish that were true but sadly in soviate russia gas pumps you


IN SOVIET UNION - Terms of Service Violate You!




THE CAMERA GUN - Only in Russia...




EVEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Chuck Norris finds you




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: soviet russia beach snow buried
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 26, 2013, 6:49 pm, #244671
I didn't know Chuck Norris was Russian.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Law breaks you!!!


TAGS: soviet russia
Rating: 2.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:44 am, #179362
Makes me think of night court......how dare you!
Claire - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am, #179358
I'm a sucker for Soviet jokes. I don't care how over- done they are. 5l.


SWINGS - IN SOVIET RUSSIA ARE FOR COPS




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.


TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am, #193045
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.


THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE -


TAGS: bobby farrell soviet russia
Rating: 3.45/5

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crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 6:45 pm, #208708
curtain irons you LOL


ONE DAY IN SOVIET UNION - Uncle Joe never told a bad joke! Well. no-one told him they were bad.




IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Yeah. Chuck Norris still owns you.


TAGS: soviet russia chuck norris zapper
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zapper - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm, #235310
Actually, the following picture shows two Hell Knights who saw Chuck Norris and were not afraid: http://i50.tinypic.com/289ynhl.png
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:31 pm, #235308
Chuck Norris Who.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:20 pm, #205402
two subjects you should probably steer clear of
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm, #205272
WTF?
Derek - December 3, 2010, 3:56 pm, #205271
Perhaps, but: http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6d672165-f575-4a1c-b076-262b13b72da5.jpg
Benlulz - December 3, 2010, 1:03 pm, #205219
Rofl


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




CAR PHONE -




Second Coming -


TAGS: putin russia soviet
Rating: 4.64/5

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Cannabal - April 8, 2014, 8:31 pm, #254166
Long live FEARLESS LEADER!
maoworks2 - April 7, 2014, 3:02 pm, #254134
Everybody Better Watch This Clown !


IN MOTHER RUSSIA, - Wally finds you


TAGS: russia mother soviet wally
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Alphaa136

crankyhead - December 11, 2012, 9:25 pm, #241397
I get what you did there, and I like it.


ENVY -


TAGS: keep up mock america soviet calendar
Rating: 3.5/5

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Zreiser - October 9, 2010, 1:20 pm, #197359
Soooooo true...what have we contributed? Elvis...that's pretty much it lol
forseti - September 23, 2010, 6:57 pm, #195182
thx Lord. That's not a problem. I expected this to get higher votings too. But I got better votings than expected many times, so who cares?! Not my day I guess...
Reality Lord - September 23, 2010, 6:45 pm, #195180

i liked this fors...sorry to see others didn't.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




TETRIS - REDEEMING THE SOVIET UNION -


TAGS: tetris russia u s s r soviet union
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by shinigamisparda

Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:35 pm, #191624
I thought is was a great way of jux***osing two very opposite things; colorful Tetris and the desolate Soviet Union. It also holds true to the original concept of the demotivational poster, IMO.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 7:32 pm, #191623
it thought it was made by a japanese guy. it makes more sense now. but it's still bad.
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:32 pm, #191621
An improvement from the last poster of yours I saw, and very funny! 5l.
5butjam - August 30, 2010, 7:30 pm, #191620
Tetris was created by a Russian, Pzy.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:34 pm, #191606
i don't get it. 1L


HONEY, PLEASE -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Mudkip Likes You!!




IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Cookie eat you!


TAGS: soviet russia cookie
Rating: 1.21/5

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rerun - May 29, 2009, 6:38 am, #82851

I don't think the "In Soviet Russia" series is working.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 11:56 pm, #82827
I can only hope that this is intentionally offensive.


In Soviet Russia, Philosophy Develops you -


TAGS: soviet russia
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 9, 2014, 10:34 am, #257784
In soviet Russia, the stale joke laughs at you


Granny -


TAGS: soviet russia mug granny ak47
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 12:37 pm, #260954
Thanks X 3
mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:06 pm, #260950
A girl's gotta eat . . Loving your stuff today! 5L


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